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 Things change. Times change. People change. Eventually I've just realised I've turned emo lately =D. Not emo like cutting my wrist but becoming more serious which to you people, is a good thing. From all my careful observations, I deduce that I'm emo because I'm TOO BORED... So, I've decided I NEED TO DO MORE WORK!!!!!!! Agree people? I'm still young and healthy (mentally at least, sometimes after the Git's lessons I feel like I have the body of an 80 year-old lao ah ma because I ache everywhere). Anyway, here's something random about this morning when I woke up. This morning when my alarm rang, I thought I was dead and had gone to heaven because NOTHING HURT. After yesterday's Step-up Step-down (which I renamed Step-down-to-hell), it's astonishing that nothing hurt. But that was before I moved. So people, don't complain about your whatevers are hurting, because with the Git as your teacher, no pain means you're dead. Watch this video. IT'S HILARIOUS!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_sSAg6UeXk&NR=1 Credits to Ruo Fei for the video  Quote of the day: Behind every successful man is a surprised woman Quote of the day: Behind every successful man is a surprised woman Haha, finally posting again. Soooooo. What should I talk about? Hmm. The weather is nice... (lame) awkward.... LOL just kidding. I have plenty of things to say, all of which are NOT pleasant. But that's the typical me isn't it? The day I bring good news (or luck) will be the day I wear a pink tutu while walking down the aisle of a Mental Institution. First things first. Guess, what creature has no brain, no conscience, no logic and happens to have an uncommonly flabby face that one hates upon first sight? It can only be the BIGGEST GIT of the whole school. Haiz, and I actually thought he might be better this year. Looks like the poor guy's insanity still hasn't passed and I doubt it ever will. He still asks us to do all kinds of weird stuff but I'm too lazy to list it because it is a Very Long List. But. I can't be happy without insulting him in some way so I'll talk about the Blu-Tack incident. A few days ago, that Git asked me to paste some notices stating all kinds of crap that we already know onto the back of the class. This was what he said when I said I didn't have any Blu-Tack. "Ok then get it done by the end of this week." Like I've always said, is he genuinely stupid or is he purposely doing it to make me explode? Only ONE SINGLE CRAPPY DAY later (which was this afternoon), he asked me, "I thought I asked you to paste the crap? (Of course he didn't say crap)" Idiot. Unless he forgot what he said yesterday or he doesn't know how to count the days of the week, why should he DEMAND that I do it? After all, I didn't have Blu-Tack and I only went to get it yesterday and logically, I should only have been able to complete my job TODAY! But of course, he's a creature with no logic. I forgot. More devastating news. I just found out (or rather after listening to the new principal's speech) that we CAN'T CHOOSE OUR SUBJECTS IN SEC 3! Ok, I might be wrong but I think it's true! Now, it's either we learn EVERYTHING (!!!!!!) or the school chooses for us. That's so sad... And I wanted triple science T.T I'll update more bad news soon. Maybe next time, you'll receive a blog post saying that the blog owner is dead and you never need to come to this hideous blog ever again! By the way, I love the quote of the day =D 56 things to do in a lift And some random stuff First of all, I would like to congratulate myself for failing thoroughly in my Grade 2 Erhu examination. I have been awarded with the 'Flunking Embarrassingly Easy Examinations' Award. I would like to thank my Erhu teacher for her EXCELLENT teachings. She was always there for us (her students) and would NEVER leave before our lesson was over. Also, she is very attentive towards us, and would NEVER neglect telling us what the REAL speed of the songs are. Next, I would like to thank our conductor, for putting that CRUSHING WEIGHT of stress on us to keep us going. (I'm not going to mention any nervous breakdowns involved) Of course, that WISE AND BRILLIANT senior at the exam venue gave INVALUABLE help. Not only did he make me SPIT IN HIS FACE, he made me want to do more spitting. His advice not only gave me REJUVENATED RAGE, but also gave me a reason to break his jaw. I also heard he chided another senior from Year 2 VERY KINDLY as he was concerned about the way we were educated. I am EXCEPTIONALLY HONORED to have his concern, and only wish to add 'KEEP YOUR TINY HEAD OUT OF MY LIFE!' That concludes my speech. Thank you very much for listening. *Note: All words in italics are EXCEEDINGLY TRUE (I'm sure you get what I mean) 56 things to do in a lift (I'm going to try some of it =D) 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 27.Put police tape in front of the door before entering. 28.Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. 29.Hold an auction. 30..Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 31.Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. 32.Throw a rave. 33.Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not feng shui." 34.Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". 35.Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 36.When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" 37.Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'" 38.Have a heated debate with yourself. 39.Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 40.Drum on every available surface. 41.Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 42.Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 43.Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. 44.Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 45.Propose to the other passengers. 46.Challenge people to duels. 47.Sell girl scout cookies. 48.Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor. 49.Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 50.Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 51.Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a light. 52.Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" 53.Say - "I touch myself" and then say "Urgh, What is wrong with you, that is disgusting" to someone in there 54.Stand inside the lift looking all official, and when someone enters , say "good morning Immigration" , "can i see your passport please" 55.Push buttons manically and shout what’s the codes to open the doors 56.Stare at the person next to you until they notice then as soon as they look at you look away and mutter into your coat, suspect has got visual... Source: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=info&ref=mf&gid=198606245944 Random stuff Hey I have nothing much to say, except that my EOYs suck. Yes, yes I know that I suck. Thank you very much for reminding. *Sighs* It was such a depressing day, even after chasing Ruo Fei for over half an hour. Even after eating a Cadbury Chocolate bar in 10 minutes. *Sighs even louder*. Anyways, the skit thingy is FINALLY over. Let's play a game. Whoever gets the highest points will win. I'll give you 10 points to you if you think we were good in the skit. 20 points if you think we were great! 30 points if you think we were EXCELLENT! 1000 points if you think we totally sucked! No offense to anyone. I think the storyline and plot of the skit was ok (sort of) but the main focus had hardly anything to do with School Values. I'm sooooooooo glad the camp is over. Reasons why I didn't enjoy the camp 1) Sat under the hot sun for the whole day 2) Got sunburned 3) I caught the small ball worth 10 points but no one noticed I'd caught it 4) Got bossed around by all sorts of people 5) That stupid instructor 6) Sat for a crappy amount of time watching skits that were better than ours 7) Heard a sicko say '我爱你' and saw him getting married 8) Found out that many people that I hate were in Gryphon There's more, but I think it was that stupid instructor that ruined my day. What was that thing she said? Oh yeah. 'I HATE cliques' At first I didn't even know what was a clique. Until she said something about always 'hanging around in a group'. I could even sue her for child abuse. She grabbed my arm okay?! Very very tightly. I think she also grabbed Nicole. Nicole, you want to sue her? LOL. She scolded me but I couldn't have cared less, because none of it made ANY sense. I was honest, and I'm proud of it. I wouldn't even call it a scolding; not when she ends up being the one apologising. Approach me for a play-by-play account of the cataclysmic event. And an honest opinion of her. I also offer abusive words. LOL. |
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